Kanye is a Gay Fish ? |

LMFAO .... damn South Park goes in on Mr. West. I wonder if he is going to blog about it .....



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The ever-so-sexy Trey Songz has recently been out and about promoting his new single, I Need A Girl, off his new album, Ready. But that song puts me to sleep, its too slow and ... idk i just can't get through it. However, I absolutely love Brand New, i've been bumping that song ever since it was leaked and I think many of his fans agree Brand New should definately be the song he promotes. So with that in mind, he has made a music video for the song. But i pray this is some cheesy, i only got one night in the club kind of promotional video. It looks cheap .... and there isn't much of anything going on except

1. Trey Songz shirtless

2. Video girls (-_-)

3. A bunch of celebrity cameos like, Jim Jones, Drake, DJ Khaled, that rapper .... something Lo (ughhh his name is not important but you will know who he is when you see him) & Fat Joe

4. Oh ... and Trey Songz tattooed body .... (i dont like his tattooes though, idk maybe it's me)

Watch it for yourself below :

Trey Songz - Brand New

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Electric Field -MGMT

Now this song has been out for a while, but i recently heard it on the Hellz Bells website and i loved it. It's like techno / pop and it seems hip hop artist love it too. Jim Jones made a remix to this song back in December and most recently, JD has remixed it as well. I listened to both, not really feeling either but you can look for them on youtube. The original song is the best to me.

Electric field - MGMT

Twilight Movie Review |

^^^ ( this book is probably one of my all time favorites ) ^^^

I read Twilight wayyyyyyyyy before all the hype and hysteria surrounding the series, and i fell in love with it instantly. While reading the book, the thought of a movie being made from the series never even crossed my mind although it had all the potential to be a novel turned movie (ex: harry potter). However, i wish they never did make this movie. It was BAD. The acting was mediocre to say the least, they probably spent 20 dollars on all the special effects combined and the most crucial details about the characters were left out.

3 Things Gone Wrong with Twilight:

1. Good vampires in the movie are supposed to have golden eyes.... it's kinda important .....

^^ ( so where are the gold eyes??? he doesn't have gold eyes here ...... & actually he doesnt have gold eyes anywhere in the entire movie. smh ... just buy some cheap contacts for the actors it's not that hard people ) ^^

2. The cast (leads: bella & edward) suck on the basis that they have no acting experience, or at least not enough to bring out the two most important people in the series. They could have found ANYONE ... i mean ANYONE to play Bella better. But it seems like Kristen Stewart (Bella), was the one girl they auditioned who couldn't act and they decided "OMG she's perfect". She literally has no emotion and she sports the same "i dont really give" face throughtout the entire movie.

As for the Robert Pattinson (Edward), his acting skills were slightly better. He seemed to carry Kristen in most scences but in the end, he is just an average actor to me.

^^^ ( this was about as much chemistry you got from them in the entire movie .... not much going on is there? ) ^^^


3. Finally, just the fact that the movie now has so many fans and has become box office "gold" (its more like fool's gold), that means there is going to be 3 more installments with the same sucky cast and probably the same mistakes. Which also means i'll probably force myself to watch all of them in hopes of it getting better..... -_- ... idk.

Ughhhh ... overall, it was annoying to watch but honestly i expected it to be a hella lot worst. Out of 5 stars, i would give it a 3 .... maybe .... if i'm feeling generous.

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On a brighter, more comedic note take a look at this funny video re-enacting the movie.



^^^ very funny ( esp if you watched the original )

Saturday Humor | Zahara's Angry Face | Dora the Whore-a | Iris "booty" Chacon

This week i've been super busy trying to balance school work, volunteering, studying for SATs and reading Breaking Dawn. (I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SERIES .... but i'll get into that another time). This is the first time i've been online this whole week, which is a huge accomplishment and sacrifice in it self. =.(
But yea, here are some random but funny things i ran into while doing a whole lot of nothing....

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First up, is Mr. Pitt with his daughters Shiloh and Zahara. These pics were so funny to me because Zahara looks like she is gonna have to slap a b**tch up in here. I mean ..... what could possibly be on her mind that she looks so evil lol.... even with her shades the hate just radiates from her....she just might be one of those angry black women if she is not careful.

^^stank face^^

^^pimp hand is strong with this one^^

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Did i mention i watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button & i loved it. But the movie was approx an 1 hour longer than it needed to be.... the entire thing was 2 hours and 43 minutes long (-_- ).

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Moving on ..... did you know that Dora the Explorer is getting a brand new look??? I didnt either until I saw it on the 10 o'clock news last night. Seems like Nick Jr. is going to give our exploradora a brand new teen based look .... smh .... they gonna make Dora into a whore or something around those lines. Parents are concerned about the image Dora is going to portray to their little ones but really I dont know what to think. Just take a look for yourself:

^^ From this^^

^^ To that^^

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We can only hope that Dora doesnt act like Iris Chacon back in the day:

^^^(I can see the inspiration for Beyonce's new leotard, i-like-everything-jiggling-about look in this video.)

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Snow Day |

Well after 5 long years of wating, NYC school officials have finally decided that we deserve a SNOW DAY!!!!!!! (yea im still hype). And I ain't mad about that at all. Not only did I not do my homework >=D but now I get to enjoy the simple pleasures of a snow day like:

1. Drinking Hot Chocolate

2. Curl up all cozy on my couch [[lol]]

3. Watch Cartoons that I never see anymore

4. Look at random stuff online (i do that everyday though....)



^^^^ peep this video... this guy is crazyyyy but funny. (watch to at least 4:40 min, then it gets really funny)

5. O, yea and possibly catch up on that hw

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What N*gga??? Im On A BOAT!!

My friend Jamz put me on to this, and it just goes to show you that if put T-Pain on anything (w/ autotune), it will sound pretty catchy lol ........ just watch

I'm on a Boat Feat. T-Pain

"Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
[Poseidon] Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid" - T-Pain

A Whole Lot of Randomness .....

So its Sunday night.... im sooooooooooooo bored. Like i dont even know how to handle this boredom i feel right now. Ughhhh... i want to go to the city and just chill, watch a movie o something!!!!!!!. Tomorrow I'm going to make it my business to leave the house... but until them there is always youtube videos:

Check these, they are quite the knee slapper:

Durex Commercial




Here is Russell Peters, he is a Canadian comedian and his work is absolutely mindblasting!


Russell Peters in India






Russell Peters on West Indian People (((LMAO)))





And finally, 50 cent with his latest addition to the Officer Ricky Diss Videos..... it really wasnt as funny as the last one though.

One Lonely Tuesday ....

<---------- See those things over there.... those were my only companions as I felt like someone was slowly cutting off all my oxygen supply this morning. I literally must have overdosed on all of these things except the Mucinex. (i dont mess with that). So I stayed home from school, slept for an amazing 8 hours, and made cupcakes with mommy. Now im here writing on my blog for no reason at all when i have two nights worth of homework to make up. But what can i say "Ni***s procrastinate 'til it's time to worry." - Martin Luther King on The Boondocks.

Nevertheless, on a whole 'nother topic. I stumbled upon the whole beef video thing with 50 cent vs. Rick Ross. And even though I hate 50 with a passion, he produced some good stuff. These videos dissing Rick Ross (BOSS!!!) are hilarious so enjoy. I know i certainly did while I was almost dying.

"Locked Up" Officer Ricky Diss:

The second one is the best!!!!! He violated Khaled, Ross & Beyonce.

"How Officer Ricky Got Signed":